Dear Ms. Pasta Arian,
Congratulations you won! I get it truly I do. Constitutional freedom of religion is what people who have fought and died in service to our great nation is all about. Woman Heroically Wins
But heroic? Ummmm I think we need a definition check because the media has bastardized it beyond belief!!!
From Websters online:
: of or relating to heroes
: having or showing great courage
: very large or great in size, amount, etc.
Missy I want to see your ancestry . com profile because last time I checked Thor wore a traditional helmet of his culture to symbolize strength and honor. A colander well…
Having or showing great courage? Courage to actually go to DMV for that picture OK but GREAT courage is going with 5 kids and making sure you don’t look like a serial killer. Nope not even close.
Very large or great in size, amount, etc. OK seriously – can we all agree not even a competition on this point?
When your religion has suffered from oppression and distain for millenia then please talk to me about you struggle! Last time I checked Pastafarians were not in “hot water” waiting to be beheaded.
Go home sister you’re drunk (mind you is was a lovely ala vodka sauce and all!)
No ditalining around here,
Mamasaurus