Dear Ms. Pasta Arian,

Congratulations you won! I get it truly I do. Constitutional freedom of religion is what people who have fought and died in service to our great nation is all about. Woman Heroically Wins

But heroic? Ummmm I think we need a definition check because the media has bastardized it beyond belief!!!

From Websters online:
: of or relating to heroes
: having or showing great courage
: very large or great in size, amount, etc.

Missy I want to see your ancestry . com profile because last time I checked Thor wore a traditional helmet of his culture to symbolize strength and honor. A colander well…

Having or showing great courage? Courage to actually go to DMV for that picture OK but GREAT courage is going with 5 kids and making sure you don’t look like a serial killer. Nope not even close.

Very large or great in size, amount, etc. OK seriously – can we all agree not even a competition on this point?

When your religion has suffered from oppression and distain for millenia then please talk to me about you struggle! Last time I checked Pastafarians were not in “hot water” waiting to be beheaded.

Go home sister you’re drunk (mind you is was a lovely ala vodka sauce and all!)

No ditalining around here,

Mamasaurus

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Starbucks Sucks at Not Offending

Catholic, disability, momoffive, motherhood

Dear Starbucks,

First you had the “discuss the person’s name” initiative which I thought was really lame but if it makes someone smile ok whatever.

Next you had the no guns in our stores mandate which I thought typical hispster company from Washington state trying to be cool with their demographic.

Then you had your Barista (AKA Moron) refuse use of a bathroom in Philadelphia to a police officer and were obnoxious about it.

Now after a policy of many years of having a Christmas themed cup you are deciding against it.

Now for those of you that think these things don’t matter let me tell you – it most certainly does.

A campaign to attack Chic-Fil-A with a “Kiss In” because their CEO did not support gay marriage did happen. How did that work out for Chick-Fil-A – soaring profits.

A campaign to boycott or craft the devil has happened at Hobby Lobby because of their stances against not covering a few forms of birth control and their strong Christian stance again the effect – increased business for a Christian company.

You don’t think it matters – it does – right where it hurts – the bottom line. Christians buy stuff -lot of stuff. We have children – more children thatn most. While we most likely will not openly protest, we will do it more quietly.

Starbucks has been closing locations left and right due to poor performance. Poor branding and corporate policy does matter.

Congratulations Stewart’s, WaWa, Dunkin Donuts, and Horton’s – your bottom lines are going to be improved this holiday season.

As to Starbucks – I will miss your hot cocoa but Merry Christmas! Oh yeah and BTW I am the demographic you should not be offending!

Mamasaurus